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Today the famous Jordan Spanks splits from his long time wife/girlfriend. The split took place after an annual birthday bash for Cara at their billion dollar estate in Jackson Hole, WY. This year the party guests included Joan Jett, Cyndi Lauper, Tom Cruise, Eric Clapton, and Billy Crystal, all of which claim they saw the split coming. Shortly after the party got underway an gorgeous, but uninvited mutual friend arrived at the party only to find Jordan preoccupied with Cara.
"The frustration on the girl's face was obvious," says one of the dozen waitstaff hired to serve that night. "She expected Jordan to just drop everything and everyone to keep her entertained." The same waiter noticed that eventually Jordan and the mystery girl did end up sitting next to each other amongst a circle of friends, drinking and laughing. Jordan sat with the women on both sides of him, holding only the mystery woman's hand. "I thought that was weird," spews the waiter. "I mean, wouldn't you hold your wife's hand?"
Eventually, almost everyone went home and the mystery lady decided to head out as well, so Jordan excused himself from the few guests left to show their friend to the door. Reportedly ten minutes later, Jordan had not returned. Cara found the her husband and the friend standing in the kitchen locked in a steamy embrace, her hands tangled in his hair with his strong arms holding her off the ground and against the wall. "I had been watching the scene unfold from the pantry and her scream was heard outside," claims the waiter. Soon the few guests left at the party rushed to the source of the scream and found Jordan and Cara fighting quietly with no one else around. Jordan quickly ushered his guests out and left instructions for the staff to clean and leave.
Two days later, we saw Cara and their two boys leaving the estate in several cars filled to the brim with clothing, toys, and personal belongings. The driver of one of the vehicles said, "The party's over - she's moving back to Texas."
The mutual friend remains nameless and Jordan has yet to issue a statement, but his wife had this to say to our reporter, "It's just so devastating - I thought this was forever."
Today the famous Jordan Spanks splits from his long time wife/girlfriend. The split took place after an annual birthday bash for Cara at their billion dollar estate in Jackson Hole, WY. This year the party guests included Joan Jett, Cyndi Lauper, Tom Cruise, Eric Clapton, and Billy Crystal, all of which claim they saw the split coming. Shortly after the party got underway an gorgeous, but uninvited mutual friend arrived at the party only to find Jordan preoccupied with Cara.
"The frustration on the girl's face was obvious," says one of the dozen waitstaff hired to serve that night. "She expected Jordan to just drop everything and everyone to keep her entertained." The same waiter noticed that eventually Jordan and the mystery girl did end up sitting next to each other amongst a circle of friends, drinking and laughing. Jordan sat with the women on both sides of him, holding only the mystery woman's hand. "I thought that was weird," spews the waiter. "I mean, wouldn't you hold your wife's hand?"
Eventually, almost everyone went home and the mystery lady decided to head out as well, so Jordan excused himself from the few guests left to show their friend to the door. Reportedly ten minutes later, Jordan had not returned. Cara found the her husband and the friend standing in the kitchen locked in a steamy embrace, her hands tangled in his hair with his strong arms holding her off the ground and against the wall. "I had been watching the scene unfold from the pantry and her scream was heard outside," claims the waiter. Soon the few guests left at the party rushed to the source of the scream and found Jordan and Cara fighting quietly with no one else around. Jordan quickly ushered his guests out and left instructions for the staff to clean and leave.
Two days later, we saw Cara and their two boys leaving the estate in several cars filled to the brim with clothing, toys, and personal belongings. The driver of one of the vehicles said, "The party's over - she's moving back to Texas."
The mutual friend remains nameless and Jordan has yet to issue a statement, but his wife had this to say to our reporter, "It's just so devastating - I thought this was forever."
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